
Yes, we want to milk you, America
A sad but true day in the life of John Q. Public, US citizen:
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am .
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer
(made in MALAYSIA),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in AMERICA.
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
Thank Goodness WE THE PEOPLE are here and fighting to get our Country back!!! This guy has to resign. No one respects him. He's the laughing stock of the world. What a moron.










This is really funny and John Q. Public is a big Joke. You made my day with this it made me laugh so hard. I enjoy reading your posts. Thanks and Keep up the good work.
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