Yes, my name is John Smith. I am calling about a mouse, it does not work right. It jumps all over the place and opens random windows, once it actually bit me. It is not a wheel mouse but runs on the wheel during odd hours of the night. The incessant squeaking is more than I can handle.

It followed me to school one day even though it was against the rules. I made the children laugh and play to see a mouse at school.

My motherboard has random lockups and seems to be upset with me over the purchase of my new portable.

Since I can’t seem to get this confounded thing to operate correctly I believe it will be a short day and I will hit the links and use my brand new Cleveland golf clubs.

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